hors d'oeuvres

"neil, would you like an hors d'oeuvre?"

(puzzled look)

"our chefs have been working all afternoon preparing the finest!"

(i tip the plate his way)

"thank you. "

(he takes a bite)

"daddy, this is just bread!"

traffic light

"there’s a traffic light! i like traffic lights!"

"what does the red light mean, neil?"

"stop!"

"yes. what does green mean?"

"go!"

"that’s right. what does yellow mean?"

"up!"

"well, uh... that would be pretty cool, wouldn't it?"

paddle ball

“are you playing paddle ball?”

“yes. hitting. i like playing paddle ball. paddle ball. that says paddle ball. i like hitting it. playing with my train. looking at my planets. that’s a good idea. done.”

david bowie, hunky dory

"what does this sound like neil?"

"1 million dollars!"

"really? ok... anything else? can you tell me what key this is in? or what the time signature is?"

"free time!"

"yes, well... very good then."

"i'm proud of you daddy!"

the police, zenyattà mondatta

"does this sound good neil?"

"yes."

"is there a message to this song?"

"he said 'doo dee doo, dah dee dah!' "

"isn't that deep?"

"no, that's silly!!!"

fleetwood mac, rumours

“this sounds like 100 dollars!”

fleetwood mac, tusk

"this is not my favorite."

"neil, did you know they spent 1 million dollars making this album?"

"no. "

"does it sound like 1 million dollars?"

"yes. great job everybody!"